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Ramp Randoms: Hipsters, Fucking Hipsters, And Their Correct Classification

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Posted January 17, 2013 by Kevin Donnellan in Ramp Specials
Fucking Hipster Stuff

An attempt to define the term ‘Hipster’ and that more malevolent force, the ‘Fucking Hipster’. And some notes on rules regarding the identification of both species.

Hipster

A man or women who enjoys some or all of the following: music, fashion, film, quality TV shows, very bad TV shows, anything retro, blogs, twitter, blogs about twitter, tweets about blogs, Pinterest, Instagram, blogs or tweets about Pinterest or Instagram, blog posts about the definition of the word ‘hipster’, tumblr, new restaurants, tank tops, craft fairs, craft beers, fonts, blogs about fonts, tweed jackets, moustaches, charity shops, Lycra, knitting (list subject to constant updating).

A Hipster may know a lot about pop culture and what is considered cool, but they will care little if you don’t. However, they will enjoy talking to you at length about their interests, if you wish to chat with them. They’re interested in your stuff too though. And they don’t mind if you still buy CDs and that the last one you bought was by Michael Bublé. In fact, when you get to know them you will realise that they love plenty of things that are in no way cool, and they don’t just love them in an ironic way. In short, a Hipster is a wonderful person to have in your life; they will let you know about loads of great things that you may otherwise not have heard of.

A Fucking Hipster

The Fucking Hipster shares the same interests as the Hipster, but they differ in one important way: Fucking Hipsters will judge you purely on your personal tastes. If your knowledge of pop culture does not meet their own high standards they will dismiss you as a person. If you like wearing a pair of boot cut jeans and a comfortable hoodie they will dismiss you as a person. If you express enthusiasm for the wrong thing, they will dismiss you as a person. If you walk into a room that they are already in, and they do not know you, they will dismiss you as a person.

Thankfully, the ‘Fucking Hipster’ is quite a rare breed. However, sightings of them are over-reported. The reasons for this are complex, but can be explained through the following two laws.

The Chain of Hipsterdom

The Chain of Hipsterdom demonstrates the principle that ‘hipsterdom is in the eye of the beholder’, as illustrated below.

James has a crew cut, exclusively wears tracksuits and loves football. Music-wise he likes Oasis. That’s it, just Oasis. If the word hipster was ever explained to him he would identify his friend David as one because…

David works involves computers and he goes to several gigs a year. His hair is longish but with no discernible style. He once bought a pair of ‘slim’ jeans, not skinny, just slim. They remain unused. He considers his workmate (and secret crush) Amy to be a hipster because…

Amy does not like her job and spends most of her time running a blog about cupcakes. She has a tattoo below her collarbone. She is fond of polka dots and has a big fringe. She once lived in New York for a summer. She considers her friend Jane a hipster because….

Jane is a club promoter, a DJ, a fashion designer and a ‘thinker’. Or at least that’s what her Twitter profile says. She also works in a shoe shop, but her Twitter profile doesn’t mention that. She favours the ‘fur coat and gold chains’ look. She considers her ex-boyfriend Conor a hipster because…

Conor is in a band, expect they’re not a band, they’re a ‘collective’. He wears a lot of tank tops and his jeans would put Olivia Newton-John to shame. He sports a moustache every month but November. He rides a unicycle. He considers his band mate Jasper to be a hipster because…

We won’t get to Jasper because it just goes on and on. Everyone has someone who they consider to be ‘an actual hipster’. False sightings of ‘Fucking Hipsters’ occur when there is an encounter between individuals that are separated by several links on the Chain of Hipsterdom. If David met Conor he would automatically categorize him as a Fucking Hipster out of shock. But Conor may not actually have any of the characteristics of a Fucking Hipster. This ‘Hipster Shock’ effect can also be seen in our second law…

The Hipster Law of Three

This laws states that ‘if an individual simultaneously encounters three or more strangers who are further up the hipster chain, said individual will automatically go into ‘Hipster Shock’ and label each of them Fucking Hipsters’. It’s a simple defence mechanism. One or two Hipsters are manageable, but three or more ensures you will engage your reptilian brain and lash out at them, not physically but semantically.

An example: you go to a trendy new club night in your work clothes and are asked how it was. Your response will be ‘it was full of Fucking Hipsters’. All of the people in attendance may just have been common or garden Hipsters but your state of ‘Hipster

Shock’ will have made it impossible to determine this.

Conclusion

In at least one other person’s view you are a Hipster. It is in your gift to remain just that and not become a Fucking Hipster. A occasional slip into Fucking Hipster mode is permitted once it does not become a frequent habit. It should also probably have been mentioned at the start of this article that the reading of this (and certainly the writing of it) will push an individual further into the realms of hipsterdom.


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