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Popped Culture: Han Solo Is A Dudebro PUA And You’re An Enabler

Posted December 3, 2012 by Lisa McInerney in Movies
Han Solo Shot First

Luke Skywalker is the hero in Star Wars, but being the hero he is bound by certain heroic parameters and conventions. His is the struggle, the crises and the consequences. In quasi-religious epics like Star Wars, being the hero is no walk in the park. You might grow and learn and overcome, but it’s not a given you’ll have a ton of fun along the way. Especially if there’s some sort of family meltdown at the centre of the whole thing. Ah here, yer man’s me da. [broods]

So it falls to Han Solo to bring the

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Han is kind of appalling.

He’s a skeazy dudebro trained in the ways of the pick-up artist, or PUA, those sad husks who think abusing women is the path to life fulfilment. They’re all about bros before hos and they like to fully comply with the ‘treat ‘em mean to keep ‘em keen’ tenet. Han Solo is all about that shit. If Han Solo was a nightclub, he’d be Coppers. You can practically see the embittered desperation rising

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off him like steam from new piss on a cold night.

Here’s how we know.


He keeps banging on about his stupid souped-up shitbox.

"Watch this, bai. I can do 80 along here, no bother."

Han flies a hunk of junk, but it’s a fast hunk of junk; the Millennium Falcon is basically a’99 Honda Civic. Han is very fond of crowing that it made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs, but as a parsec is a unit of distance, not time, what he’s basically saying is that he got from Athlone to Mullingar in less than twelve miles*. Han Solo is either a fucking moron, or a bloke who drives through lots of back gardens. Would you put it past him? Him and his skanger banger.


He’s reluctant to save the princess because what’s in it for him?

"Next they'll be looking for the vote."

Save a woman, is it? Nah, dude, fuck that. Women wanted equality, and now they have it. Let her rescue herself. Oh, she’s rich? UGH FINE.


He has a wingman.

"Laser Combat Stag Party! Fuck yeah!"

Han is nicer to Chewie than anyone else in the whole galaxy. They’ve got camaraderie and hugs and they enjoy cruising around in the Civic and hanging out in pubs. In fact, Han cares so much about Chewie that he’s learned his language of yowls and snuffles, whereas every time he opens his mouth to another human, he can’t speak for foot.


He hates the fact that a woman knows how to handle herself.

It turns out Leia’s loaded with as much sass as cash, and Han’s first reaction is to be really angry about it. By calling her sarcastic names. It’s a classic PUA technique – make the assertive bitch feel bad about herself so that she starts trying to reassert herself by pleasing you. It’s basically like being burgled just so the thief can sell your stuff back to you, all stained and broken. Leia is the most qualified of the gang to be the leader; she’s a politician who moonlights as a rebel leader and she isn’t even one bit bothered about your monster needle torture techniques. That doesn’t fly with Han, and he immediately turns into a 1970s Harlem madam and starts calling Leia ‘sister’ and gesturing angrily. The worst thing? IT WORKS.

Enablers like to say that you only know a boy likes you when he starts insulting and upsetting you. ARE YOU AN ENABLER? STOP THAT NOW.

Here’s a series of images of Han Solo Pointing Angrily At Princess Leia.

Leia Organa, also known as Princess Leia The Long-Suffering.


He reacts with unbridled anger when Leia doesn’t drop her knickers immediately.

Leia neglects to fall at Han’s feet, lamenting and pulling her hair out, when he says that he’s leaving Hoth to pay off his bounty. Han’s reaction is… well, we think his face says it all.


He tells flat out lies about how he’s totally nailing that chick.

He has no problem telling Luke that Leia’s dripping for him, even when she’s in the room and ready to hop off him. In fact, that she’s ready to hop off him makes him even worse. You ain’t never seen smug like Han Solo smug. The passive aggressive toolbag.


He’s gonna kiss you and you’re going to like it. Or else.

"Look, missus, I came to Coppers for the shift and I'm not leaving till I get it."

Sure, she wanted it once he got going. That’s how consent goes, right?


He gets all stand-offish when his girlfriend expresses her love for him.

‘I love you.’

‘I know.’

Nothing quite as tender as being rude to your missus in front of a crowd of strangers because you can’t bear the idea that other dudes might be all like, ‘Wip-issssh!’.

Peter Griffin’s got it down pat.


He gets wanky when he thinks she’s into someone else.


Perhaps George Lucas thought that it’d be noble to have Han Solo offering to step back when he noticed the bond between Luke and Leia. Instead, it comes across like a thinly-veiled threat to have both of them made into bantha burgers. Nobody does badly pent-up rage quite like everyone’s favourite low level career criminal.


He shoots first.

"Have at yo…"

And you know it.


Despite all of this, it must be said that Leia is no slouch when it comes to being a biting ream of Snark, and that she does seem to have genuine regard for this scruffy-looking nerf herder. Oh, and that most of the points of this theory are based on Harrison Ford’s interpretations of the character, which is important to note because we’ve met hardwood balustrades better at acting than Harrison Ford. Star Trek: TNG’s Data has a better grasp of human feeling than Harrison Ford. Just putting it out there. Han, ma bookie, maybe it’s not strictly your fault you’re such a creep.


*Lucas did come up with a bullshit excuse for this, but he’s a great man for 20-20 hindsight, so yeah.

About the Author

Lisa McInerney

Lisa’s soul is so damn sensitive, she has to invent and occupy parallel universes just to spread herself evenly. This is also known as being a frustrated novelist.

  • http://twitter.com/SerialBlogamist Catherine C

    Ah Lisa, Lisa, what are you trying to do to me??!!!!

    • http://www.ramp.ie/ Lisa McInerney

      You can’t argue with the evidence, Catherine.

      Look at all that angry pointing!

      • http://twitter.com/SerialBlogamist Catherine C

        He just has a lot of feelings!

        • http://twitter.com/Sarklor Ciaran O’Brien

          Leia FELL down those stairs, the clumsy bint!

  • http://twitter.com/ElleEmSee Laura

    BLASPHEMY… but it’s true like. And yet for years in my head, me and this (regrettably) fictional character were married with two kids. For this, I am ashamed.

    • http://www.ramp.ie/ Lisa McInerney

      Names plz.

      • http://twitter.com/ElleEmSee Laura

        Bobba and Chewie.

        • http://www.ramp.ie/ Lisa McInerney

          Of course. Of course. I shouldn’t have had to ask. I’m so ashamed.

  • http://twitter.com/fnafilms zahra

    FINALLY someone calls out Han for the douche he is. Says a lot about the males of our species that he’s the one they’d all like to be!

  • http://twitter.com/Sarklor Ciaran O’Brien

    No! Noooooooo! It’s not true! That’s IMPOSSIBLE! *jumps off ledge clutching severed hand*

    I feel vaguely ashamed that I’d never seen Han in that light before, but now you mention it, and especially given the Millennium Falcon/skanger banger comparison, I have no choice but to admit it: Han Solo is a scummy piece of white trash.

    • http://twitter.com/Sarklor Ciaran O’Brien

      Also haha in the greyscale pic Han is totally poking Leia in the boob.

      • http://www.ramp.ie/ Lisa McInerney

        He totally is. The vicious oaf.

  • http://twitter.com/nuckpang Stephen R.

    *Mumble mumble nicer in the expanded universe mumble*

    • http://www.ramp.ie/ Lisa McInerney

      Yeah. Like the expanded universe in LAURA’S HEAD?

      • http://twitter.com/ElleEmSee Laura

        If I believe it hard enough, it’s not fictional. It’s not. IT’S NOT DAMMIT *runs off crying*

        • http://www.ramp.ie/ Lisa McInerney

          There’s a party in Laura’s head, and everyone’s invited!

          • http://twitter.com/ElleEmSee Laura

            *dances in the corner alone*

  • seamus kennedy

    Look, the original Star Wars trilogy is all about redemption. Lucas claims publicly that it’s about the redemption of Vader, after his fall to the Dark Side, but really it’s about the redemption of Han. Yes, he’s a scum bag when we first meet him, and continues to be one in Empire, but his blossoming love for Leia as well as the traumatic experience of being physically frozen in carbonite propells him to overcome his metaphysical frozen status as a juvenile skanger. By the end of Return of the Jedi, Han is a whole new man who has, symbolically, passed on his “Honda Civic” to Lando, in order to spend time in the idyllic forest with Leia.

    • http://www.ramp.ie/ Lisa McInerney

      Very good point, sir, and I think we would all prefer to spend time with “Ewok-cuddler” Han than with “Imma Fry Greedo” Han. Unless we’re C3PO, who continues to get it in the ear.

      Han did get all gurningly pissy when he thought Leia had the hots for Luke. But again, I must stress that it’s my strong suspicion that Harrison Ford is just a really bad actor and that he mangled the lines.

      • seamus kennedy

        Oh yeah, but we can’t expect change to be instantaneous. Pre-freezing Han would have called her a slag and left, probably before the mission, dooming the galaxy because he thought a chick rejected him. New Han stays around, does his best to be gracious to a lady’s rejection (even if he doesn’t quite manage it), and instead discovers that she isn’t rejecting him, thus learning that being less of a tool can work out for him. It’s another lesson on his road to becoming a better person. Yo go, Han Solo! Self-actualise!

        • http://www.ramp.ie/ Lisa McInerney

          Another great point displaying a generosity of spirit sadly lacking in my analysis.

          Han is practically a human being in Jedi and as such we should cut him some slack.

  • d523mcintyre

    Same thing with Indiana Jones. He just plays douche bags soooo well!

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