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How To … Get Your Ex Back

Posted June 22, 2012 by Catherine in Ramp Lists

After Ramp.ie’s helpful piece on how to survive a break-up, many readers who weren’t quite ready to give up on their relationships asked for some helpful tips on how to get back together with an ex. Of course, I was happy to oblige.

So here are some steps you can take to win back the heart of your beloved:


♥ Be Personal

Your first move should be a face-to-face. Show up at his place and make sure it’s late at night as this is far more dramatic and therefore romantic. If you can, time it for when it’s raining and wear flimsy clothing as this will make you look vulnerable and boys like saving vulnerable girls. You should also wear lots of eyeliner and mascara so that when you cry, it streaks down your face. You may think it will make you look deranged, but actually this will emphasise your sadness and make him want to hug you.

♥ The Interweb Is Your Friend

If this doesn’t work – and make sure you do it every night for a couple of weeks – you should turn to the internet. Social networks are ideal for times like this as everyone you both know can see what you write and your public displays of devotion will win him over. Don’t be afraid to say how you really feel as he will respect your honesty. Say things like “I miss watching you urinate” so that he knows you appreciate the mundane things about him and are in it for the long haul. You should also say things like “You’ll die if we aren’t together” to help him realise the implications of your separation on his happiness because boys can be a little slow to realise things connected with emotions.

♥ Burn Things

You should stand outside his apartment/house (preferably under the bedroom window so he’s more likely to see you) and burn pictures of the two of you together. This visual display of the distruction your relationship will be the gentle shock needed to make him realise how painful and terrifying being without you would be. Also fire is pretty.

♥ Write Him A Musical

Many people feel that the best way express one’s self is through the medium of song. You should put your thoughts and feelings to music. Document your time together and pay special attention to all misery you will both endure if you don’t give back together. Perform it for him the next time your mutual group of friends is having a get-together. Use pigs blood for dramatic effect as fake blood never looks quite right. He’ll appreciate your attention to detail.

♥ Presents

Everyone likes to receive gifts and since there is an endless amount of love songs out there with composers declaring they’d kill for their beloved, you should follow their lead. Leave small dead animals on his doortstep. Everyone loves a cute animal and the fact you’re willing to commit murder for him will make him swoon. Plus boys love gore and blood and violence in movies, so he’ll respect the fact you’re not squeamish.

♥ Branch Out

Boys are terrified of their feelings, so in order to avoid dealing with his love for you, he might have a restraining order taken against you. Keep in mind that every great couple in history has faced trials and challenges, so don’t let this deter you. The restraining order doesn’t stop you from seeing his family and friends. Approach them regularly and persuade them to talk some sense into him. Some helpful diagrams might help your efforts. Something similar to this picture I’ve drawn would be a good idea:

This is an effective visual metaphor for the mental anguish he will suffer if he denies his love for you and how he will never find another to fill the void you’ll leave in his heart.

If these tips don’t work then he’s obviously a complete idiot and you’re better off without him. At this point, you should just walk away and find someone worthy of your love. You don’t want to be that person who doesn’t know when to give up and ends up looking like a psycho, after all.

Readers who have been positively affected by Catherine’s How To are reminded to send gift baskets and handsome escorts. Readers who have been adversely affected are reminded that this How To is for entertainment purposes only and any negative escalation of your romantic misadventures after reading is purely coincidental.

About the Author


Catherine often dreams about living in a tiny Parisian apartment and penning the next great novel of her generation until she remembers how impossible it is to get a decent cup of tea in France.

  • http://www.lisamcinerney.com Lisa McInerney

    I showed this to my friend. She laughed so much she did a little wee.

    This isn’t good, because she was sitting on my chair at the time. Catherine, you’re fired.

    • http://twitter.com/SerialBlogamist Catherine C

       …what if I offer to replace the chair?

      • http://www.lisamcinerney.com Lisa McInerney

        Well, I have always wanted one of those Swedish kneeling yokes. Fine. Have it here by Monday and we’ll talk.

  • Astanley

    This is how Catherine got me back

  • Beck

    I lol’d my little round head off at this. Lisa’s friend isn’t the only one who may or may not have had a little accident….. What?….. I fell off my chair laughing, OK?…..Catherine, you are a woman after my own heart. Love it. Now if you’ll excuse me, i’m off to change my knickers.

  • Morgan Clara

    I never believed in love spells or magic until I met this spell caster Great Oriri which a friend of mine told me about on (greatoririobaspellhome@gmail.com) he is really powerful and could help cast spells to bring back one’s gone, lost, misbehaving lover and magic money spell or spell for a good job or luck spell .I’m now happy & a living testimony because the man I wanted to marry left me 3 weeks before our wedding and my life was upside down because our relationship has been on for 3years. I really loved him, but his family was against us and he had no good paying job. So when I met this spell caster, I told him what happened and explained the situation of things to him. At first I was undecided, skeptical and doubtful, but I just gave it a try. And in 8 days when I returned to Canada, my boyfriend (now my husband) called me by himself and came to me apologizing that everything had been settled with his mom and family and he got a new job interview so we should get married. I didn’t believe it because the spell caster only asked for my name and my boy friends name and all I wanted him to do. Well we are happily married now and we are expecting our little kid, and my husband also got the new job and our lives became much better. His email is greatoririobaspellhome@gmail.com; you can also contact him for help. I wish you good luck;

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