Ramp It Up, Stamp It Down: Friday, 15th Of March
Ramp It Up!
Remember last year when the CERN scientists thought they’d found the Higgs boson but they were being all cautious about it because jinx? Well, now they’re being somewhat less cautious because it looks like… it looks like… like we really might actually have the damn thing. Hello, God! You’re eency-weency!
Stamp It Down!
Turns out Like ‘Ming’ Flanagan was right about Garda corruption because he was the one corrupting them. Allowing Gardaí to erase his penalty points and then shouting ‘Ah ha! You fell right into my Trap Of Awesome Righteousness!’ when he was caught out is not the kind of behaviour we were expecting from our most alternative TD. We are very, very disappointed.
After a Nashville resident found hundreds of unopened glittery cutesy-poo fan correspondence addressed to Swifty in a recycling dumpster, people have been keen to advise rational analysis; after all, there’s no way Taylor can read everything, right? Well, we’re not buying it. If Stan Laurel could soldier through it, pumpkin, you can certainly give it a lash.