The message in The Lion King is not so awesome, friends. It’s a circle of fail where the haters keep on hating because they’re never shown any kindness.
The only way you could pull an all-nighter from MK3 these days is if you unexpectedly slipped into a coma mid-match.
The curiously compelling Gauntlet. still imbues the gamer with an obligation to clear the board of legions of indistinguishable blobs ... very much the same instinct that keeps James Dyson in business.
Big. Tom Hanks. Underlying hints at paedophilia. Scary men who live in machines. I give it 10/10.
Today’s games require that your character shoot secondary weapons whilst strafing, levelling-up, drinking a potion and changing his shoes. Paperboy just requires you to throw papers whilst avoiding fences.
Belle is a brilliant heroine – just the Disney princess to reconcile your adult conscience with your childhood naivety. Belle, unlike her Disney sisters, isn’t a whingey, drippy bint.
Is Lady & the Tramp really just a heart-warming tale about a dog who feels abandoned after her owners pop a sprog, until Tramp tramps in to teach her about the streets and spaghetti?