Fiverr Of The Week
They say you need to find creativity within yourself, but that doesn't mean you actually need to fish party tricks from inside your cranium. Here's Fiverr Of The Week: the worst of Fiverr, every week.
You've found a fiver in your coat pocket. It's a toss up between enjoying a social pint and paying for someone to draw you a mutated penis, right?
So for a fiver, you can convince people you're pregnant with a positive test from a complete stranger. Seems legit.
Would you like to get a minute-long video of a strange woman laughing and calling your name? Of course you wouldn't. You don't live in an Asian horror film.
Do you ever wonder what your name would look like written in blood and tears? For a fiver, this terrifying Canadian will help you find out.
Are you in an "overnight" mood. Forget your jammies and toothbrush, here's a morose mouse.
Did you order a crazy talking puppet who'll truly say anything? Us neither.
Would you like to have your photograph Photoshopped onto an old book? No? Well, we don't know what else to get you for your birthday.
Somehow, we don't think this guy will be challenging Big Orthodontic any time soon, except perhaps amongst childhood bogeymen who like to wear gaudy, melting teeth.
If you're one of the ignorant eejits who thinks "autistic" is just a fancy-schmancy word for "creative genius", then you're going to love this exploitative creature.
Would you like to pay someone to talk to you about Harry Potter? That's pretty weird.
Dig out the coins in your pocket. Now, what would you rather use them for? Buying an overpriced coffee, or watching a strange Welsh man dance in a patriotic thong solely for your amusement.