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the same time but even I thought that was a bit ridiculous so instead I paid a visit to Jane Bondage out in Glenageary to see if there was any way she could help me shift what was left of my coke I was almost thrusting it upon her and indeed at one point thrusting it in her but she says she already has enough problems there and she’s already warned me off before bringing my own snort in there, customers are expected to buy their drugs off the girls who get a commission, a percentage for whatever they shift so the last thing they want to see is customers who have a picnic of their own, so to speak, let alone someone like me who not only has his own stash but also wants his consort, escort, snortscort to help him dispose of his surplus she nearly had an eppy ‘Get that stuff the fuck outta here, Joe, I already told you once you’ll get us feckin killed so you will, times are bad enough as it is, the girls have been told already they’ve got to up their sales, muscle a bigger market share in the shakeout I said to you it was going to get dirty what bit about that did you not understand, did you think I was talking sexy dirty I wasn’t I meant nasty dirty, seriously Joe you must be high on the stuff right now if you, wait you are aren’t you, you’re darn tooting I am, I said, or rather I’m darn tooting I mexicanpharmacy-onlinerx.com like that one it made me laugh a lot, really a lot, because I was darn tooting or I had been darn tooting anyway Jane didn’t see the funny side of it so I tried to make nice and mollify her, change the subject, talk about the new girl, find out what’s been happening to her but now I can’t remember what Jane told me or even if she did tell me anything I couldn’t pay attention and in any case I had this brilliant idea I thought maybe if instead of asking Jane to sell the coke for me what if I just got her list of clients off her and approached them myself then that would get her off the hook and she wouldn’t have to do any work or compromise herself in any way just tell me who her customers are, not even tell me, really, just drop hints maybe draw a picture of them maybe do a Pictionary sketch and let me guess it shouldn’t be that hard after all most of them are easily identifiable and you’d see them on the telly all the time, judges barristers chat show hosts radio pundits deejays business tycoons so all she’d need to do really is a caricature of their most prominent feature like say a shiny bald head which is really just a curved line isn’t it or else say a squiggle representing the outline of a particular county so I’d be able to identify the TD being referred to or even if she just shat in her hand I’d know the shit she’d be referring to I think we all would but Jane wasn’t having anything of it, ‘I’m not going to play feckin pantomimes with you Joe, especially not in the state you’re in, if you had any sense you’d go straight home now and get some sleep, you look like you haven’t slept for days,’ ‘Sure I have’, I said, ‘Once I slept for three days that time I fell off the terrace at the Four Seasons’ ‘That wasn’t sleep, you were in a coma’, she said, ‘It doesn’t count’ so I said, ‘Well if you’re going to be like that I’m going to go now’ but of course I wasn’t going at all I was going to have a look around the building, see who else was there of a Saturday afternoon that I might recognize, not out of any malevolent intent, you understand, not for blackmail or anything but to see if there might be anyone interested in purchasing my wares but Jane I don’t know if she was too quick for me or if she had a protocol already in place in the event that clients should try this sort of thing or whether I just said out loud after ‘I’m going now’ ‘But first I’m going to look in all the rooms of the house’ whichever it was she pushed some alarm button because I’d got no further than the door of her boudoir when these two big burly cunts burst in and grab me by each arm and drag me out the room and pull me down the stairs and round the back of the reception, avoiding the waiting room so nobody could see me being ejected, down through past the kitchen, round by the dungeon/bondage cellar, straight past Manuel Estimulo’s office/panic room/armory, onto the back patio, making sure to rabbit punch my kidneys and bounce my head viagra vs cialis off the gravel as we go and along a secluded bush-lined alleyway that eventually spewed out into the fields backing onto the local junior school where I was unceremoniously kicked in the nads and told not to be showing my feculent fizzog anywhere within half a mile of Miss Whipcream’s establishment again if I didn’t want it summarily sliced off at the jaw peeled away using the ears as winding handles and the space where my eyeballs used to be crammed with the wraps of cocaine I’d intended to distribute to Senor Estimulo’s esteemed guests and clientele, well that was me fucking told wasn’t it isn’t it any wonder I’ve spent the last twenty-eight hours straight 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A baker’s dozen of little-known facts about the poet Philip Larkin:

1: Larkin designed the Union Jack underpants worn by Tim Brooke-Taylor in The Goodies.

2: He was born with 6 toes on his left hand. Fortunately, he was right-handed, so this did not interfere with his poetry writing.

3: As club mascot, he ran out onto the pitch in his three-piece suit ahead of the team at every Hull Kingston Rovers home match of the 1964-5 season.

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5: He learned French by standing next to Sacha Distel for six months.

6: Every year on his birthday, he would rise at 5 a.m., go to Pearson Park, kill a cat, return to his flat and masturbate into a Coronation mug.

7: He lost his life savings in a venture to publish a version of The Highway Code in braille.

8: He won the first ever episode of Can’t Cook, Won’t Cook, in 1973.

9: On his death it was found that he had 2,000 stringed conkers under his bed.

10: He once made a 149 break, but there were no witnesses.

11: He was the inspiration for Bill Maynard’s TV character Selwyn Froggatt.

12: All visitors to his home received a plate stacked high with homemade gooseberry jam sandwiches, even though the smallest contact with gooseberries brought his hands out in weeping sores.

13: He played the bassoon on The Housemartins’ ‘Happy Hour’.

 


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McManus

Philosopher. Bon Viveur. Trying to Get Divorced. Living in a Shithole.

  • http://twitter.com/Fearganainim Fearganainim

    Say hello to my leetle fren’….

    • Joe McManus

      Particularly leetl after all that coke, sadly.

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