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the same time but even I thought that was a bit ridiculous so instead I paid a visit to Jane Bondage out in Glenageary to see if there was any way she could help me shift what was left of my coke I was almost thrusting it upon her and indeed at one point thrusting it in her but she says she already has enough problems there and she’s already warned me off before bringing my own snort in there, customers are expected to buy their drugs off the girls who get a commission, a percentage for whatever they shift so the last thing they want to see is customers who have a picnic of their own, so to speak, let alone someone like me who not only has his own stash but also wants his consort, escort, snortscort to help him dispose of his surplus she nearly had an eppy ‘Get that stuff the fuck outta here, Joe, I already told you once you’ll get us feckin killed so you will, times are bad enough as it is, the girls have been told already they’ve got to up their sales, muscle a bigger market share in the shakeout I said to you it was going to get dirty what bit about that did you not understand, did you think I was talking sexy dirty I wasn’t I meant nasty dirty, seriously Joe you must be high on the stuff right now if you, wait you are aren’t you, you’re darn tooting I am, I said, or rather I’m darn tooting I mexicanpharmacy-onlinerx.com like that one it made me laugh a lot, really a lot, because I was darn tooting or I had been darn tooting anyway Jane didn’t see the funny side of it so I tried to make nice and mollify her, change the subject, talk about the new girl, find out what’s been happening to her but now I can’t remember what Jane told me or even if she did tell me anything I couldn’t pay attention and in any case I had this brilliant idea I thought maybe if instead of asking Jane to sell the coke for me what if I just got her list of clients off her and approached them myself then that would get her off the hook and she wouldn’t have to do any work or compromise herself in any way just tell me who her customers are, not even tell me, really, just drop hints maybe draw a picture of them maybe do a Pictionary sketch and let me guess it shouldn’t be that hard after all most of them are easily identifiable and you’d see them on the telly all the time, judges barristers chat show hosts radio pundits deejays business tycoons so all she’d need to do really is a caricature of their most prominent feature like say a shiny bald head which is really just a curved line isn’t it or else say a squiggle representing the outline of a particular county so I’d be able to identify the TD being referred to or even if she just shat in her hand I’d know the shit she’d be referring to I think we all would but Jane wasn’t having anything of it, ‘I’m not going to play feckin pantomimes with you Joe, especially not in the state you’re in, if you had any sense you’d go straight home now and get some sleep, you look like you haven’t slept for days,’ ‘Sure I have’, I said, ‘Once I slept for three days that time I fell off the terrace at the Four Seasons’ ‘That wasn’t sleep, you were in a coma’, she said, ‘It doesn’t count’ so I said, ‘Well if you’re going to be like that I’m going to go now’ but of course I wasn’t going at all I was going to have a look around the building, see who else was there of a Saturday afternoon that I might recognize, not out of any malevolent intent, you understand, not for blackmail or anything but to see if there might be anyone interested in purchasing my wares but Jane I don’t know if she was too quick for me or if she had a protocol already in place in the event that clients should try this sort of thing or whether I just said out loud after ‘I’m going now’ ‘But first I’m going to look in all the rooms of the house’ whichever it was she pushed some alarm button because I’d got no further than the door of her boudoir when these two big burly cunts burst in and grab me by each arm and drag me out the room and pull me down the 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