Fiverr Of The Week: The Greeting Was Coming From INSIDE THE HOUSE
Look Elenah, you seem nice. You look like you daydream about pink ponies and bake cupcakes and embroider things. This is a terribly lovely offer and everything but… now don’t take us the wrong way or anything but… you have the cold, dead eyes of a serial strangler. It would be great to have someone friendly to break you into the new day but if we received a, quite frankly, creepy-as-fuck video of you smiling and laughing to yourself while calling our name, we’d crawl back into bed and cry ourselves to sleep.